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		Lyrics - THE SLEAZE™ - Primer

WOKE UP

Woke Up - Still Drunk
Cigarette - Back To Bed
Can’t Sleep - Go eat
No luck - Throw up
Throw up - Upchuck

Next day - Same way
Last night - Got tight
Go to bed - Bad head
Wake up - Throw up
Throw up – Upchuck

Woke Up - Still Drunk
Cigarette - Back To Bed
Can’t Sleep - Go eat
No luck - Throw up
Throw up - Upchuck

©W. Mark Pipas 2000

Inevitable Change

Istanbul was once Constantinople
Center of the universe one time
Ivory towers fall - Just like Hadrian's wall
Inevitable change leaves me deranged
Gotta stop - inevitable change

Istanbul was once Constantinople
Center of a Euro-Asian meld
Continents collide - Chasms open wide
Inevitable change can lead to Hell
Inevitable change has served me well

Constant repetition can disintegrate your mind
Consider yourself lucky being something less defined
Aeccheahhyyesah--oo

Istanbul was once Constantinople (Choose your changing)
Center of the universe one time (Caution - they might be giants)
Prison towers fall (Rearranging) - Like the Berlin wall
Never stop inevitable change
Gotta stop - Never stop - Inevitable change
Change

Goo Goo Eyes

I went to a party just to have a good time
Drinkin' and a dancin' and a just mindin' mine
Somebody kept watchin' me all over the place
She was everywhere, a strange look on her face
It got so damned annoyin' that I wanted to hide
Cause she kept makin' Goo Goo Eyes

CHORUS
Wide open Goo Goo Eyes starin' at me
Goo Goo Eyes - Goo Goo Eyes won't let me be
Ain't nowhere to run and there ain't nowhere to hide from those
Goo Goo Eyes

It was like a horror story out of a book
Every time I turned around she gave me " the look "
Gawkin' and a gapin' and a raisin' her brow
I had to get away , I didn't care how
I thought I was alone, I took a glance to the side
She's there makin' Goo Goo Eyes

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I knew I had to hide & try to get away quick
If I saw that face one more time I's gonna get sick
Bulging, beady eyeballs make you scream and shout
Them Goo Goo Eyes'll get you if you don't watch out
(Take it - Give it back)

I finally was alone when I spotted the one
Long dark and sultry with a walk that said " fun "
I knew we'd be together when she noticed my style
I cocked my head, licked my lips and gave her my smile
She looked at me like I was garbage covered with flies
But I kept makin' Goo Goo Eyes

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Giant Love

Take a look at anywhere you wanna go
Take a look at what you're dreaming of
Plant a seed of simple caring in your soul
Take it slow - Watch it grow
Then you'll know a giant love

You don't need the money of a millionaire
You don't need a crowd to stand above
All you need is one small step to start you there
Take it slow - Watch it grow
Then you'll know a giant love

Take a minute - then you're in it
See the special magic of the seeds you sow
You can do it - nothing to it
Every day another way to grow

There's a seed of giant love in everyone
It’s the heaven we're all dreaming of
Just a moment's glance until this life is done
Take it slow - Watch it grow
Then you'll know a giant love

Take it slow - Watch it grow
Then you'll know a giant love

The SV40 Laboratory
Undesirous Adnovirus
Polyoma Take-Me-Homa Blues

Well I've seen the indications and the writing's on the wall
Cause my clonal transformations make me crave some pentathol
And these damn deletion mutants ain't a doin' what I need
Cause a super-strain has strained me with increased multiplicity
And now my cellular delusions make me feel like I been used

CHORUS
I got those SV40 Laboratory - Undesirous adenovirus
Polyoma - Take me homa Blues !

Well I spilled some radiation on my tryptic peptide map
And my favorite nick translation turned to endoplasmic crap
Then the cleaning lady washed my A1 paranuclear stain
While a roving gang of plasmids crashed my functional domain
Now depression makes me wanna jump into my centrifuge

CHORUS

I got exos in my prep! - My technicians are inept!
My host genes' attitude's was so bad - The guest infection wept
I got radiation-replication-catenation-recombination
Phosphorylation-aligimorization - I could use a long vacation!

There is nothing as lonely as a lone peptide
Where are these enhancers? I can't seem to find one
Well no wonder! You’ve been using the Eastern method
My gene expression is deadpan
Your endoplasmic reticulum looks ridiculum

Gonna leave this academia, gotta translate outa here
Take a gander up to Geigy, make a 100 K a year
No more privy to the provost, no more deals with daddy dean
Don't take no jive, work nine to five, and keep my test tubes clean
But for now it's condemnation and the devil wants his dues

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There's Only One Way

Coal black eyes of shining lust
Staring through the shadows
Matted moistened hair the itch travail

Restless dreams and howling schemes
Expectant dark desires
Wagging long appendage tells the tale

CHORUS
There's only one way for a dog to say, "I love you"
There's only one way for a dog to say, "I love you"

Crusted pads of hind leg paws
Claws of calcium shattered
Wolves ancestral roam alone when violence mattered

Will the dream come true today?
Crunching bones devoured
Raw flesh, bloodied meat that dies for life each hour

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Chase illusive spheres of fur
Taste the whipworms grasses
Yearn for past canicular days of Syrius masses

Can the dream of loving fade?
No, it's etched forever
In the stream of canine consciousness and pleasure

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Nothing's Anymore

I knew it from the moment that I met you
I made a promise to myself I'd get you
I made a vow within my mind that I would get it right this time
And I would not be lonely anymore

And now I find the days have gone so quickly
And what I needed then's no longer with me
All the things I thought I knew just drift away with thoughts of you
And I don't have a reason anymore

A lot of people spend their life just waiting
For things that they don't really want
And all the changes come so fast
And what was true before goes past
They're left alone with nothing anymore

I use to think I'd be the one to change things
Now I find I'm doing all the same things
I use to think I'd find a way to catch and hold my yesterdays
But I don't have enough time anymore

A lot of people want to live life over
And do the things they never got to do
And all the changes come so fast
Their dreams don't have a chance to last
They're left alone with nothing anymore

I knew it from the moment that I met you
I made a promise to myself I'd get you
But that was oh so long ago and why the change I'll never know
But nothing has a meaning anymore

Nothing's anymore

Beauty's In The Booty

She might have a really fine vibration
To make you wanna get to her sensation
But one thing gives her beauty in my mind
She got to have the ultimate behind

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She may be a cutie
A real live tutti-frutti
But she ain't no beauty
Unless she got the booty

Her face might be cause for celebration
Her lips bring tantalizing titillation
But she won't even get consideration
If her rear-view don't evoke some excitation
CHORUS

She gotta have a rear to make me cheer
She gotta have a rump to do da bump
She gonna be stale if she ain't got tail
But she's number one if she got big buns
I croon and swoon for a look at her moon
I gotta crush on her tiny tush
I loves to peek at those cheeky cheeks
If her booty is a beauty I can make it for weeks
CHORUS

It's my peculiar rear pre-occupation
A crazy chronic case of fascination
The only object of my adoration
Is the part she uses in her defecation
CHORUS

It's All The Same To Me
(The Toliet Attendant's Song)

It's all the same to me - A shit or just a pee
They wash their hands and shoot a glance
That passes right through me

And suddenly they're gone - And once more I'm alone
Until some fool with bladder full decides to drain his bone
So I'd like to take this opportunity
To say it's all the same to me

It doesn't matter big or small - I've got a stall to fit them all
I make the ivory porcelain gleam
But in the end what does it mean?

I'm stuck here in this living hell
Of obscene noise, ungodly smell
Ignored by all, except to shout - " This toliet paper roll is out! "

It's all the same to me - It's where I'm gonna be
Whether or not you sit the pot or stand up straight and free

So next time when you pee - I hope you'll think of me
And find it somewhere in your heart
To tip me well and not just fart

Till then I absolutely guarantee
That it's - all - the - same - to

Me.......

I Think About You

You turned me up - You turned me down
You turned me every which way around
You're just no good - ornery, backwoods mean
You lied every chance you had - I cried that made you glad
You're in my blood and I can't wipe you clean
CHORUS
Well it's been awhile since we split - But I know I'll never forget
Cause I think about you every time I take a shit
Yeah I think about you every time I take a shit

In the day or in the night - I just can't make it come out right
I'm sittin' alone and you come on my brain
Well it's supposed to be a private place
But I always see your face
And then I've got to feel that fiery pain
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I'm wishin' I could make it quit - But I know I'll never forget
Cause I think about you every time I take a shit
Yeah I think about you every time I take a shit

BREAK
I wish that I could change this situation
To " hold it " seems to be the only way
I never thought I'd wish for constipation
But I think about you almost every day
(Bronx cheer)

Ain't gonna sit on that white seat - Maybe I'll just never eat
But here's one thing I really wanna say
It may be a crazy scheme - but I still got one fine dream
I'll push you out and just flush you away

CHORUS

I Got My Ions You

Electrostatic energy
Is drawing you so close to me
As chemical reactions do unfold

You send me out to Hilbert space
Then dissipate without a trace
You fuse my hydrogen to solid gold

I got my ions you - I got my ions you
Entrophic doom is closer all the time
I got my ions you - I got my ions you
Magnetic resonance is just just a line

We’re at the molar concentration
Stimulating our relation
Charged to let catalysis begin

You’ve got the cutest curves you know
Such righteous charge-mass ratio
I wanna give your orbitals a spin

I got my ions you - I got my ions you
H-si equals E-si is the law
I got my ions you - I got my ions you
I’m certain I don’t know what’s going on

Micro - femto - milli - nano
Don’t you know a normal mano
Couldn’t understand a word we say

We’re frantic with free energy
Kinetics is a certainty
Let’s fuse our orbitals and float away

I got my ions you - I got my ions you
Redox is the key to our bond
I got my ions you - I got my ions you
Covalently bond to the beyond

The Next Life

Button up your coat when it gets colder
Don't forget the lovin' friends you know
Walk away and don't look over your shoulder
Everybody's got their time to go

You don't have to say a word - it's all been said before
You've already shown how much you care
We're gonna be together one more time again, I'm sure
Catch you in the next life - I'll be there

I can sense a calm in this stormy weather
Like a tree that stands against the winds
You see I know it's gotta keep gettin' better
With this much love nothing really ends

And all the time that passes by isn't ever far away
Don't you think you feel it everywhere?
And right around the corner there's a new and brighter day
Catch you in the next life - I'll be there

Catch you in the next life

There ain't no telling where it is or when it's gonna be
All I know is it's out there somewhere
And we'll be just a sitting, smiling, laughing wait and see
Catch you in the next life - I'll be there

Catch you in the next life

Get A Little Gravy

CHORUS
Get a little gravy (Get a little gravy)
Get a little gravy (Get a little gravy)
Get a little gravy – spread it on the meat tonight

Get a little gravy (Get a little gravy)
Get a little gravy (Get a little gravy)
Get a little gravy – spread it on the meat tonight

You got the meat – the meat’s too dry
You got to find something else to try
You got to get something to put on the meat

Travel to the grocery (travel to the grocery)
Figure what your choice be (figure what your choice be)
Get a little gravy – spread it on the meat tonight

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Meat without gravy like a day without the sun in the sky
Meat without gravy make a grown man break down and cry
Mama always told me, “ Son don’t let your meat go lazy”
One thing really drive me crazy
That’s my meat without no gravy
Get a little gravy – spread it on the meat tonight

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